apparently I cannot read a calendar and I thought the newsroom was coming back tonight and it’s clearly not and now I’m quite disappointed

yankeegirl:

Justin Turner puts a pie in the face of teammate Kirk Nieuwenhuis after he connects on a three-run game winning home run against the Chicago Cubs on June 16, 2013.

yourouserabbles:

© Mitch Haddad, 2006

Things You Should Know about…

C.J. Cregg — The West Wing

Parks & Recreation (x)

C.J.: Mr. President, did you by any chance take your back pills?
Pres. Bartlet: Well, I don’t mind telling you C.J., I was in a little pain there!
Leo: Which did you take, sir, the Vicodin or the Percocet?

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

Amy Poehler at the 2013 White House Correspondent’s Dinner

Amy Poehler with the Cluck singing the All-Clucking version of Some Nights
Buuuuuuuuuuck buuuuuck buuuuuuuuuuuu- BUCKAAH! AAAAH!!! (x)

snorlaxatives:

a fun night out for me is going to target

publicshaming:

Two brothers from Chechnya. That was the official word early morning on Friday April 19th, 2013 as to who were behind the Boston marathon bombings. “Chechens.”

So, naturally, who do some brilliant citizens of the United States of America blame? The CZECH REPUBLIC, of course!

Here are those…